A few more jokes. Genealogy and general.

[benny1982]

This ship sank. It was made out of nerves. It was a nervous wreck.

A genealogist opened his cupboard and found a skeleton in there. There was a skeleton in the cupboard.

This genealogist hit his head on a wall. He had hit a brickwall.

This man was playing tennis. Someone threw a tennis ball into the court. The ball was now in his court.

These genealogists wanted feelings. The 1841 Sense us.

 

[leefer]

Blimey Benny...you opening all your old Xmas crackers!

I went to the docs and told him i was addicted to looking up my ancestors,
He said well you look abit pale..in fact a ghost of your former self.

 

[Ellie]

This ship sank. It was made out of nerves. It was a nervous wreck.

A genealogist opened his cupboard and found a skeleton in there. There was a skeleton in the cupboard.

This genealogist hit his head on a wall. He had hit a brickwall.

This man was playing tennis. Someone threw a tennis ball into the court. The ball was now in his court.

These genealogists wanted feelings. The 1841 Sense us.

Are you sure you haven't pinched them from steve?:2fun:

 

[benny1982]

Are you sure you haven't pinched them from steve?:2fun:

I am 100% sure. :2fun:

Genealogy is all relative in the end.

 

[Ellie]

I am 100% sure. :2fun:

Genealogy is all relative in the end.

:2fun: very witty Ben

 

[benny1982]

What do you call a woman who likes temples and monasteries?

Abby.