No Benny, my brain cell needs time to catch up. Short and simple too quick for me. By the time it's told. I'm still processing the first line.
So,.........Noddy's day.
Noddy wakes up and says, "good morning bed".
He swings his feet out and put's on his slippers, and say's "good morning slippers".
He walks to the bedroom door, "good morning bedroom door"
He walks to the bathroom, "good morning bathroom".
Picks up his tooth brush, "good morning toothbrush"
Squeezes the tooth paste, "good morning toothpaste".
Looks in the mirror, "good morning mirror".
washes his face, "good morning soap".
Combs his hair, "good morning comb".
Goes to get dressed in the bedroom.
Put's on his pants and trousers, " good morning pants and trousers."
Put's on his vest and shirt, "good morning vest and shirt".
Put's on his socks and shoes, "good morning socks and shoes".
Noddy goes down stairs, "good morning stairs".
He walks into the kitchen, "good morning kitchen".
Picks up the kettle, "good morning kettle".
Turns on the tap, "good morning tap".
He gets the teapot, "good morning teapot".
Picks up his cup and saucer, "good morning cup and saucer".
Get's his Rice Crispies, "good morning Rice Crispies".
Goes to the fridge, "good morning fridge".
Pulls out the milk, "good morning milk".
He finishes breakfast.
He goes to the hatstand, "good morning hatstand".
He puts on his blue cap, "good morning blue cap".
Then put's on his shoes, "good morning shoes".
Put's on his jacket, "good morning jacket".
Picks up his car keys, "good morning car keys".
He opens his front door, "good morning front door".
Steps onto the garden path, "good morning garden path".
Walks to the garage, "good morning garage".
Opens the doors, "good morning garage doors".
Goes to his car, "good morning Noddy's car".
He walks down the drive, "good morning drive".
He opens the gates, "good morning gates".
He starts his car and drives to the main road, "good morning main road".
He drives past Policeman Plod, "good morning Policeman Plod".
He drives past the shops, "good morning shops".
Turns the corner, "good morning corner".
Drives down the lane, "good morning lane".
He then pulls up outside Big Ears gate, "good morning Big Ears gate".
Walks up his path, "good morning Big Ears path".
And then to his door, "good morning Big Ears door".
Rings the bell, "good morning Big Ears bell".
Looks through the letterbox, "good morning Big Ears letterbox".
Smells the flowers from the hanging baskets, "good morning Big Ears hanging baskets".
Turns and looks at the front garden, "good morning Big Ears front garden".
Big Ears opens the door.
And Noddy says, "good morning Big Ears".
And Big Ears says,........
What the bl00dy hell do you want ??.
Enjoy it.
Steve.:2fun:
