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What is a horses favourite TV programme?

What do you call a fish that likes to sing?
Tuna Turner.

This man walked into a bar with a block of tarmac in his hand.
He ssaid to the barman "Can I have a pint of bitter and one for the road".

Paddy and Mary were walking along the street.
Mary said "Slow down Paddy I cant keep up with you"
Paddy replied "Mary when I am by myself I walk twice as fast"
Mary replied "Well I am glad that I am not with you when you're by yourself".

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