He didn't like the casserole,
He didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were hard,
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk his coffee,
He didn't like my stew,
I didn't mend his socks right,
The way his mummy used to do.
I pondered for an answer,
Was searching for a clue,
So i hit him with a rolling pin,
Just like his mother used to do!
He didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were hard,
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk his coffee,
He didn't like my stew,
I didn't mend his socks right,
The way his mummy used to do.
I pondered for an answer,
Was searching for a clue,
So i hit him with a rolling pin,
Just like his mother used to do!
