Bread Tales

[leefer]

So i answered the door to be met by two people who spent twenty mins trying to convince me that brown bread was better for me than white...trying hard to get me to convert,i politely declined and found out later that they were Hovis witnesses.
And i be blowed again to be waken in the middle of the night by a awfull looking mummy covered in chocolate and nuts...ooozing nastyness.
On leaving he told me that he was indeed the long lost boy king of Egypt by the name of Pharaoh Roche.

 

[JeffAlvey]

So i answered the door to be met by two people who spent twenty mins trying to convince me that brown bread was better for me than white...trying hard to get me to convert,i politely declined and found out later that they were Hovis witnesses.
And i be blowed again to be waken in the middle of the night by a awfull looking mummy covered in chocolate and nuts...ooozing nastyness.
On leaving he told me that he was indeed the long lost boy king of Egypt by the name of Pharaoh Roche.

You've been at the Christmas sherry again haven't you. ^-^
[Had a quiet chuckle though]

 

[ianto73]

Jeff, I just don't see Lee as a 'sherry person', but he's definitely been imbibing something different to me!:2fun::2fun:

Brian

 

[gibbo]

Im lost, i have no idea what his talking about

Maybe someone might like to enlighten me please :biggrin:

edited

Very funny Lee I did some googling and i know now what you is on about :biggrin:

 

[ianto73]

Gibbo, Lee does a lot of driving around the country and obviously has an amazing amount of time to dream up these wonderful little bits. I have to thank him because when he gets to my age, he'll have forgotten most of them!:2fun::2fun:
However, there is no truth in the rumour this is developed from the very copious amount of fresh air he gets when travelling over the hills of my homeland!:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[gibbo]

He certainly lets his mind wonder :2fun::2fun:

 

[leefer]

Thankyou all for your kind comments:biggrin:

 

[ianto73]

You're welcome.