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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

A few more
Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, 5-6 at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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