Christmas Eve and there was a strange whiff in the house,with accusing looks at each other and the poor cats getting the brunt.....as the evening went on the whiff got stronger and i was losing my patience,the drains were checked and the kitchen bin washed.
Xmas morning and it was unbearable....the stench was so strong
And then it happened,as presents were unwrapped the beast emerged......a cheeseboard with Port....sadly our relly hadnt put the cheese board in a fridge for the week before and with the heat it resulted in a stinking slab of Cornish Brie!
In my underpants and the faint wintry sun trying to pop through on Xmas morning i cut a lonely figure running to the bin outside with the cheeseboard held out in front of me like a bomb about to explode:biggrin:
PS.....i kept the Port
Xmas morning and it was unbearable....the stench was so strong
And then it happened,as presents were unwrapped the beast emerged......a cheeseboard with Port....sadly our relly hadnt put the cheese board in a fridge for the week before and with the heat it resulted in a stinking slab of Cornish Brie!
In my underpants and the faint wintry sun trying to pop through on Xmas morning i cut a lonely figure running to the bin outside with the cheeseboard held out in front of me like a bomb about to explode:biggrin:
PS.....i kept the Port
