Delayed?

[somerstown]

Just a thought. Can you get "Delayed Middle Aged Spread", say, at about 60yrs? :biggrin: :2fun:

 

[davelambert271]

I heard that the eldest lady died today at 114, so as 60 is about half that I would say YES
dave

 

[gibbo]

Delayed Middle Aged Spread


Sounds like a type of margarine:biggrin:

 

[DaveHam9]

Exactly. :2fun:

I can't find MCT margarine in the supermarkets.

MCT = medium chain triglyceride

 

[gibbo]

Been googling i have and found this

middle-age spread
–noun
an increase in bulk, especially in the waist and buttocks, associated with the onset of middle age and the body's decreasing ability to metabolize calories efficiently.

Yeah right as if we didnt know the above already:2fun::2fun::2fun:

and then this

Middle age is the period of age beyond young adulthood but before the onset of old age. Various attempts have been made to define this age, which is around the third quarter of the average life span of human beings.

According to Collins Dictionary, this is "... usually considered to occur approximately between the ages of 40 and 60"

So how's that for a bit of googling:biggrin: And its nice to know im "normal" :2fun::2fun:

 

[DaveHam9]

...the body's decreasing ability to metabolize calories efficiently.

Damn if I'm going to eat less. :2fun:

 

[gibbo]

I think we answered somerstown's query quiet well:biggrin:

 

[gibbo]

Dont panic when this happens

 

[somerstown]

I knew it was not just the beer and pies! It is natural! :2fun:
The barbers was good, but I don't have less hair, it is just emigrating from my head to my nose and ears! > :2fun:

 

[gibbo]

I knew it was not just the beer and pies! It is natural! :2fun:
The barbers was good, but I don't have less hair, it is just emigrating from my head to my nose and ears! > :2fun:

Yep its natural. Tho another site did say to eat healthy and exercise as that is suppose to help some:biggrin: My biggest down fall is snacking while at the computer

 

[joaning]

Me too,replaced smokes with food. It's called hand to mouth syndrome.
I didn't think middle age spread had a starting or finishing age.
Mine just keeps on keeping on. joan

 

[p.risboy]

I don't have any middle age spread, it's just my chest that has drooped a bit.:2fun::2fun:

 

[gibbo]

There you go Steve, now it will fall back in place:2fun::2fun:

 

[p.risboy]

Gee, thanks Gibbo. But my cheese butty is about to make a comeback.:2fun::2fun:

 

[gibbo]

Gee, thanks Gibbo. But my cheese butty is about to make a comeback.:2fun::2fun:

I wouldnt worry to much about that but it would be fun to watch you try and drink your cuppa:2fun::2fun:

 

[somerstown]

I don't have any middle age spread, it's just my chest that has drooped a bit.:2fun::2fun:

Ah, that's the answer! Must be as my chest size at 18yrs is now my waist size at 60yrs! :2fun:

 

[p.risboy]

Ah, that's the answer! Must be as my chest size at 18yrs is now my waist size at 60yrs! :2fun:

You got it mate. No worries then.:2fun::2fun: