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Doctor Bumutu


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Doctor Bumbutu

A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr.
Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breast without surgery. So she
decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.

Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest
and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement
she grew a terrific D-cup rack!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might
lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood
right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said ,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I wan't bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr

Yes I am.. How did you know?'

He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock..

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