Driving.

[p.risboy]

I was out driving the other day, when my car spluttered to a halt. I tapped the fuel guage, and the needle dropped from full to empty.

I was just starting to curse, when a Bee flew into the car.

"What's up". he asked.

"Out of petrol". I said.

"Stay here, and do not move". the Bee said.

So I sat there for about an hour and a half, and had just thought about walking off for assistance, when I saw a cloud of Bee's approaching me.

"Pop the petrol cap, quick". said the leader Bee. So I obliged. The swarm of Bee's dissappeared straight down the pipe and vanished.

After about 2 minutes, the Bee leader said, "Try to start it now".
So I turned the key, and after a couple of seconds the engine fired up.

"What on earth did you put in my fuel tank". I asked.

He shook his head at me and said.............


















Wait for it...........................


















You still there......................................

































........................................BP..........................................

Are you laughing.

 

[nainmaddie]

Hi Steve

I like it !! Made my afternoon

Maddie

 

[leefer]

With jokes like that Steve..you can buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz off.

 

[sterico]

hiya steve ,
I hate to say it bro, but your showing your age now lol, bet you remember the esso blue song as well .
only joking bro lol
sterico

 

[p.risboy]

Blue, blue, blue, blue, esso blue,
Esso, Esso, blue, blue, blue, blue,

This smutt could be in your home. (said in a broad Yorkshire accent).

Hows that sterri.:2fun: :2fun: :2fun:

Steve.

 

[Lincoln Lad]

Put z tiger in your tank. :2fun:
Remember the coins you could collect?

 

[p.risboy]

Put z tiger in your tank. :2fun:
Remember the coins you could collect?

Hi LL,
I remember you could get a tiger tail, on a piece of string and hang it from the petrol cap.

Steve.

 

[sterico]

hiya ,
i remember the tiger tails ok you remember the song for them ?

"ive got a tiger in my tank ,
and if your in any doubt,
when i pass you on the road,
you'll see his tail hangin out "

lol sterico

 

[p.risboy]

hiya ,
i remember the tiger tails ok you remember the song for them ?

"ive got a tiger in my tank ,
and if your in any doubt,
when i pass you on the road,
you'll see his tail hangin out "

lol sterico

No Sterri old chap. But I guess you must have got your avatar from the other end of the tiger.
Brave man.

Steve.

 

[marie44]

No Sterri old chap. But I guess you must have got your avatar from the other end of the tiger.
Brave man.

Steve.

ha ha gotchu there Col. i like the avatar
marie:2fun: