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Driving.

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I was out driving the other day, when my car spluttered to a halt. I tapped the fuel guage, and the needle dropped from full to empty.

I was just starting to curse, when a Bee flew into the car.

"What's up".
he asked.

"Out of petrol". I said.

"Stay here, and do not move". the Bee said.

So I sat there for about an hour and a half, and had just thought about walking off for assistance, when I saw a cloud of Bee's approaching me.

"Pop the petrol cap, quick". said the leader Bee. So I obliged. The swarm of Bee's dissappeared straight down the pipe and vanished.

After about 2 minutes, the Bee leader said, "Try to start it now".
So I turned the key, and after a couple of seconds the engine fired up.

"What on earth did you put in my fuel tank". I asked.

He shook his head at me and said.............


















Wait for it...........................


















You still there......................................

































........................................BP..........................................

Are you laughing.:)
 
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