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Ice Cream Parlour

juliejtp

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.*

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
 
Lol :2fun: :2fun:

An ice cream seller laid on the floor and sprinkled himself with whipped cream, flakes, cherries, hundreds and thousands, ice cream sauce and whole cream.

A customer saw him and said "Call an ambulance, I think he's topped himself":2fun:

Ben
 
I was thinking about these jokes driving home tonight. I was so distracted I ran into the back of another car. Imagine my surprise when a dwarf got out of the car I'd hit and inspected the damage. He turned to me and said
" I'm not happy"
"Which one are you then " I answered.

best wishes
Pat
 
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