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Ellie7

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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi and the Cabbie says "Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank."

Passenger : "Who?"

Cabbie : "Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things like that happened to Frank all the time."

Passenger : "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie : "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger : "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cabbie : "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. Frank Feldman could do everything right."

Passenger : "Wow, what a guy!"

Cabbie : "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. Frank never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger : "How did you meet him?"

Cabbie : "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his widow.”
 
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