Kenyan email

[p.risboy]

I got sent a suspicious email yesterday, telling me he needed a british bank account to put some money in.
So I replied using a very old email address that I haven't used or years. I checked out the reply, and he has paid $2,000,000 into a bank account that I haven't got.
He then went to ask if I needed a wife, so I politely declined as I already have one.
He then wanted to try and 'sell' me a religion, so I politely declined again.
He then asked how he was going to get his money back that he'd paid into my account that I didn't have.
I asked him if he's got any gold that I could buy.

I'm now waiting for his answer. I wonder what will it be.

Steve.

 

[gibbo]

I got sent a suspicious email yesterday, telling me he needed a british bank account to put some money in.
So I replied using a very old email address that I haven't used or years. I checked out the reply, and he has paid $2,000,000 into a bank account that I haven't got.
He then went to ask if I needed a wife, so I politely declined as I already have one.
He then wanted to try and 'sell' me a religion, so I politely declined again.
He then asked how he was going to get his money back that he'd paid into my account that I didn't have.
I asked him if he's got any gold that I could buy.

I'm now waiting for his answer. I wonder what will it be.

Steve.

And waiting and waiting. heard from him yet :2fun: :2fun:

 

[duckweed]

I had an email from Africa once saying that they had traced me as the only surviving relative of Professor Duckweed who had left me a huge amount of money. That must have been an amazing piece of research.

 

[oznannie]

SPAM..
Put sender into blocked senders otherwise their spiders web will grow.

T.S

 

[benny1982]

I never open emails which look like spam.

 

[p.risboy]

I never open emails which look like spam.

I like Spam, especially fritters.:biggrin:

 

[benny1982]

I like Spam, especially fritters.:biggrin:

Sorry Steve accidentally typed this in your post. That is why it appears edited. I typed edit instead of quote.

I like spam with cheese and mayo.

 

[p.risboy]

Sorry Steve accidentally typed this in your post. That is why it appears edited. I typed edit instead of quote.

I like spam with cheese and mayo.

No worries Ben, this is in the funny forum.:biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[gibbo]

I like Spam, especially fritters.:biggrin:

seriously Steve, what is spam? :2fun: obviously food of some sort :2fun: :2fun:

 

[benny1982]

seriously Steve, what is spam? :2fun: obviously food of some sort :2fun: :2fun:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_%28food%29

 

[p.risboy]

Can't beat this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

Steve.

 

[benny1982]

They think Spam when referring to junk mail originated from Monty Python.

 

[davelambert271]

seriously Steve, what is spam? :2fun: obviously food of some sort :2fun: :2fun:

Hi Gibbo
Where have you been, you don't know what spam is.
During the war it was the only 'meat' available and was quite a treat. Made from the worst of cuts with plenty of fat, it made a 'tasty' meal cold or fried. It went out of fashion, understandably after the war, but is more popular now, and probably made to higher standards. Must admit I haven't had it since a kid.
dave

 

[gibbo]

Hi Gibbo
Where have you been, you don't know what spam is.
During the war it was the only 'meat' available and was quite a treat. Made from the worst of cuts with plenty of fat, it made a 'tasty' meal cold or fried. It went out of fashion, understandably after the war, but is more popular now, and probably made to higher standards. Must admit I haven't had it since a kid.
dave

Dont know where i was missed a lot by the sounds of it :2fun: :2fun: i had tin corned beef or something like that once, fried with onions mixed in on fresh bread sandwich.

 

[p.risboy]

Dont know where i was missed a lot by the sounds of it :2fun: :2fun: i had tin corned beef or something like that once, fried with onions mixed in on fresh bread sandwich.

Gibbo spends most of her time with her face stuck in a vegemite sanger.:2fun: :2fun:
Spam and Marmite, I wonder what that tastes like.

 

[gibbo]

Gibbo spends most of her time with her face stuck in a vegemite sanger.:2fun: :2fun:
Spam and Marmite, I wonder what that tastes like.

Just for you Steve .. enjoy :2fun: :2fun: :2fun:

http://lucivps.securesites.net/bill/vegemite/

 

[p.risboy]

Just for you Steve .. enjoy :2fun: :2fun: :2fun:

http://lucivps.securesites.net/bill/vegemite/

Boring repeat. Yawwwwwn. Just like the TV, all repeats.:2fun: :2fun: :2fun:

 

[gibbo]

Boring repeat. Yawwwwwn. Just like the TV, all repeats.:2fun: :2fun: :2fun:

:2fun: :2fun: :2fun: hey hang on i went back through hundreds of posts to find that just for you :'(

 

[nainmaddie]

I shouldn't bother next time, Gibbo. Steve obviously does not appreciate your humour !!

I enjoyed the second time around viewing !! :2fun: :2fun: :2fun:

Maddie

 

[gibbo]

I shouldn't bother next time, Gibbo. Steve obviously does not appreciate your humour !!

I enjoyed the second time around viewing !! :2fun: :2fun: :2fun:

Maddie

Thanks Maddie, glad someone enjoyed it :2fun: :2fun: It wont be so bad next time to find it for him, i just put it in favourites for easier access :2fun: :2fun:

There will be a next time Steve! :2fun: :2fun: