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Laws they don't teach in Physics

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Laws of Random Numbers:- When you dial a wrong number, you never get the engaged tone, someone always answers!
Law of the Bath:- When you're really enjoying a nice relaxing soak in the bath, the telephone always rings!
Law of Commercial Marketing:- When you find a product you really like, they stop making it!
 
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The Law of Bio-mechanics - the severity of the 'itch' is inversely proportional to its ease of reach.
The Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands are covered in grease your nose will always itch in you usually want to go to the toilet.
 
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Pugsley’s Law states that anything that can go wrong will fix itself as soon as IT asks you to demonstrate the fault. “I swear, it was doing it just a minute ago,” is the calling card of this particular law.
 

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