Laws they don't teach in Physics

[thecelticbard]

Laws of Random Numbers:- When you dial a wrong number, you never get the engaged tone, someone always answers!
Law of the Bath:- When you're really enjoying a nice relaxing soak in the bath, the telephone always rings!
Law of Commercial Marketing:- When you find a product you really like, they stop making it!

 

[p.risboy]

Law of Geographical Status - It depends where you're standing.>

 

[Simon7]

Phone normally rings or someone at door when I am on toilet.

 

[thecelticbard]

The Law of Bio-mechanics - the severity of the 'itch' is inversely proportional to its ease of reach.
The Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands are covered in grease your nose will always itch in you usually want to go to the toilet.

 

[Ladybird1300]

The law of breakfast - When you drop your toast it always lands butter side down :2fun:

Amanda

 

[DaveHam9]

Pugsley’s Law states that anything that can go wrong will fix itself as soon as IT asks you to demonstrate the fault. “I swear, it was doing it just a minute ago,” is the calling card of this particular law.

 

[p.risboy]

The Law of selfishness - You turn around for toilet paper, and there's none to be had.