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Millionaire winner.

p.risboy

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My friend Tommy, appeared on 'Who wants to be a millionaire', and he was up to £500,000.
Just one question away from the £1000,000 winnings.

He had only one lifeline left, and it was phone a friend.
So he sat there shaking a sweating with the much anticipated question.

Chris asked............"Which bird doesn't bulid it's own nest".?
He mulled it over in his mind, but the stress of the situation made his mind go blank, and he almost went into meltdon.

"I'LL PHONE A FRIEND", he said in great relief.

So Chris rang his mate, and I answered the phone.

"HELLO STEVE", said Tommy.
"Hi, what's the problem, I said.

"WHAT BIRD DOESN'T BUILD IT'S OWN NEST. IS IT"...

A). A ROBIN.
B). A MAGPIE.
C). A CUCKOO.
D). A RAVEN.


"Ahhhhh, that's easy", I said......"It's a cuckoo".!!

"ARE YOU SURE".?
"Yes".

"IT'S A CUCKOO, CHRIS", he blurted out.

"Congatulations, you are a millionaire"......said Chris.

Anyway, a few days later he came to see me, and he asked....."How did you know the answer to that question, I'd have never have got that". ?


I said........."That's was easy Tommy, everyone knows they live in clocks you stupid idiot".!!!!!!


Steve.:)
 

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LOL theres no hope for ya steve , all you need now is the certificate to make it your an official nut case !!!!!!
:2fun: :2fun: :2fun:
Cheers StericoO0
 

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There's always hope Sterico, but it's fading fast.:biggrin:

Can't afford the cert for the certifiable, so it'll have to wait for a while. Should have ordered it when they were cheaper.:rolleyes: :2fun:

Cheers back.!!

Steve.:)
 
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