Poor Little Orange ...

[gibbo]

:2fun::2fun::2fun:

 

[p.risboy]

What happened to Dad. :''rolleyes::biggrin:

 

[gibbo]

To much juice and he fell out of the tree ages ago

 

[p.risboy]

To much juice and he fell out of the tree ages ago

Marmalade then.:2fun::2fun:

 

[gibbo]

Marmalade then.:2fun::2fun:

Marmalade if you reckon but i was thinking he was drunk :2fun::2fun:
You know to much juice = drunk

 

[p.risboy]

Marmalade if you reckon but i was thinking he was drunk :2fun::2fun:
You know to much juice = drunk

Aussie lingo again.:2fun::2fun:

Cointreau then. :2fun::2fun: (Google it).:2fun:

 

[gibbo]

Aussie lingo again.:2fun::2fun:

Cointreau then. :2fun::2fun: (Google it).:2fun:

Ok i googled it. Cocktail type thing :biggrin:

 

[p.risboy]

Perhaps Daddy orange got caught squeezing where he shouldn't.:2fun::2fun:

 

[gibbo]

Perhaps Daddy orange got caught squeezing where he shouldn't.:2fun::2fun:

Then got skinned and beaten to a pulp

 

[p.risboy]

Then got skinned and beaten to a pulp

:2fun::2fun:.......Job done.:2fun:

 

[gibbo]

I guess this was another one of those pointless threads of mine :biggrin:

 

[p.risboy]

I guess this was another one of those pointless threads of mine :biggrin:

At least we know how to get freshly squeezed orange juice.:2fun::2fun:

 

[gibbo]

At least we know how to get freshly squeezed orange juice.:2fun::2fun:

:2fun::2fun: Well it wasnt pointless after all.

 

[gibbo]

Ok what can we make of this one then? :biggrin:

 

[gibbo]

I most well keep going


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