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problems for the aged


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Three old blokes sitting on a park bench discussing their toileting problems.
The first bloke a 70 year old says," I have trouble with my bladder.
The second bloke a 75 year old says, well I have trouble with my bowels.

The third guy says, well I'm 85 years old and I have no trouble in that department at all, always at the same time every morning.
Six thirty on the dot.
The other two wide eyed with amazement said, boy you are lucky.

He replied, not really, I don't get up until 7am.

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