Quick jokes.

[joaning]

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the
worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

----oOo----


A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

----oOo----


I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I
was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a
coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I
thought to myself, they've lost the plot .....

 

[leefer]

The lone Ranger and Tonto are walking through the desert in the searing heat.
Just before sunset they come across a small town with a tavern and rush into buy a cold beer.
Sadly Tonto being a Red Indian was refused entry...a sign of the silly times....The Lone Ranger decides he will grab a quick beer and leaves Tonto outside running on the spot to keep warm in the now cold desert night.
Suddenly the bar dor is flung open and a cowboy shouts....hey you.....loan Ranger....get out here quick.....you have left your injun running