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Quick jokes.

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The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the
worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

----oOo----


A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

----oOo----


I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I
was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a
coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I
thought to myself, they've lost the plot .....
 

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