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Scrambled Egg Recipe. (Strange But True)

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Take one 2004 Piaggio Beverly B125 Scooter.
Ride to farm well out in the sticks.
Purchase one dozen extra large new laid (collected that morning) eggs.
Put eggs in rear box with heavy duty disc lock and bag of tools.
Ride home through country lanes and B roads with many pot holes.
Open box and notice eggs ready scrambled for you. :eek:
Clean out box. redf)
Return to farm where amused farmer is not reluctant to sell you another dozen eggs. :2fun:
Place eggs in side bag. Wear side bag on journey home.
Get home and feel smug that you now have eggs ready to be scrambled. :cool:
Cook eggs in normal manner.
Feel eggstatic and note lesson learned. :rolleyes:
 

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