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What do you call, a Woman with a tray of beer on her head.

Answer- Beertricks.


What do you call a Woman with a tray of beer on her head, holding a snooker cue.

Answer- Beertricks Potter.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head.

Answer- Jack.

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What do you call a furry, blaspheming man, with a 'Model T' on his head.

Answer- Hairysin Ford.

Steve.:)
 
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What do you call a man with a piece of wood stuck in his head.

Answer- Edwood


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What do you call a man with two pieces of wood stuck in his head.

Answer- Edwood Woodwood.

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What do you call a Deer with no eyes.

Answer- No idea

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What do you call a Deer with no eyes and stuck in concrete.

Answer- Still no idea.

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What do you call a Deer with no eyes and stuck in concrete and being pelted with turf.

Answer- Still no sodding idea.
 

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What do you call a dog with no ears?
Anything you like. It cannot hear you.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Dug.

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Dugless.

What do you call a man who is always rattling a round object such as a ball or globe?
Shake-sphere.
 
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What do you call a man who has no shins?
Tony


What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol


What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell


What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers
 

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A man is driving his wife to work when the fanbelt snaps.
Well love he says we will have to use your tights for now so we can get you to work...ten mins later and an awfull squealing is heard from the engine so the man lifts up the bonnett,looks down at the engine and says...ok darling maybe this time you should take them off!
 

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What do you call a man with a goat on his head?
Billy.

What do you call a woman who is always laying on the beach?
Sand-ra

What do you call a woman who likes girls toys
Dolly

What do you call a woman who likes hanging clothes up?
Peg-gy.
 

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Hi

This has a little light innuendo so mods please delete if needed :D

What do you call a Church employee who is always good at lovemaking?
The Sexton.

This man had a bad cold and wanted to get some medicine off the quack but he could only go to the twit-twoo instead. :D :) :2fun:

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What do you call, a Woman with a tray of beer on her head.

Answer- Beertricks.


What do you call a Woman with a tray of beer on her head, holding a snooker cue.

Answer- Beertricks Potter.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head.

Answer- Jack.

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What do you call a furry, blaspheming man, with a 'Model T' on his head.

Answer- Hairysin Ford.

Steve.:)
ok Steve'

what would you call any woman with beer on the heads (drunk)
what would you call any man with a car on his head (dead)

oops my own version>:D Joyce
 

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